1001 Stupid Reasons to Name Your Kid      Available Now
Got a favorite toe?
If so, ever thought of naming your kid Tobias?
Well, why the heck not?

Do eggs made you angry?
Name him Greg

Prefer the imperial pint?
Name her Abigail

Fall in love easily?

Do you like fishing?

Always wondering what the smell is?

People always asking you to hold the door?
Well, you get the idea.

See, it’s easy. Yes, your kid’s name should mean something to you. But nobody said it had to mean all that much. Kick back and let us do the work for you. All you need to do is tell us a little about yourself.

The perfect gift for every baby shower. Our expert cynics carefully pick apart over one thousand of the most common baby names to help you understand exactly how your kid is going to be tortured on the playground. Don't name that little rugrat without it!
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Don't get the joke? Or at least got that one obscure name that doesn't make sense and you just can't let go? Well fret no further, you've come to the right place.

Just enter the name you want to get the explanation for in the box below and click the "I Give Up" button.

We don't have any tracking software on this page, so we won't know you did it; only you will know that you're a loser. So go ahead, what do you have to lose?


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